Kill U With Candy

I had a small pink-striped bag of candy that had been resting on my shelf for.. months
Sitting amongst my makeup, passports, travel trinkets and variety of other things

The day I noticed it with more interest than usual was a bright, sunny day
The noises I heard through the door indicated my bf getting ready; putting on his shoes and about to go out the front door downstairs

So.. instinct kicked in
Which was.. GRAB the bag, RUN to the window sill, OPEN the window, and ARRANGE the hard pieces of candy/ammo along the sill.

a quarter of the full pile

Ready to be flicked off onto his head as soon as he exited
My head was nearly giddy with anticipation

But.. by the time my moment arrived, I was so excited that my hand shoved the entire pile down at once and it all went crashing down on him in a hard, sugary avalanche. I laughed so hard. Bits of broken pink candy littered the ground afterwards. They made the most glorious click-clacking sounds as they found their final positions.. the sounds of success!

IT WAS AWESOME

..And then I went back to bed